A bold, satirical streetwear tee featuring a vibrant, high-contrast graphic print centered on the front: an American bald eagle with patriotic red-white-blue wings clutching a purple cough syrup bottle and a megaphone, overlaid with the ironic slogan 'THAT'S A AWFUL LOT OF COUGH SYRUP' in yellow-orange outlined text. The back displays the same phrase in oversized pink block letters against a dynamic yellow-orange splatter background, evoking 90s pop-art and punk zine aesthetics. Small supporting text includes 'A fun trick NOISE MAKER' and a mock 'CAUTION' label—adding to the absurdist humor. Constructed from soft cotton jersey with a relaxed, boxy fit, it features a ribbed crew neck, short sleeves, and a small woven tag at the hem repeating the slogan. The design is intentionally chaotic, using star motifs, paint-splatter effects, and layered typography for maximal visual impact. Ideal for street-style layering or as a statement piece in casual settings, this tee thrives in summer/fall wear due to its lightweight fabric and expressive graphics. Perfect for fans of ironic, subversive fashion that blends Americana iconography with countercultural commentary.